Monday, September 25, 2017

Hello

 

Hey, sup?

 

Nothing much. We need to take care of the General Terms and Conditions of Use...

 

Yeah, I know, but it's really boring.

 

Yeah I feel you, but we still have to do it.

 

Are you sure?

 

I'm sure!

 

Ok, well let's make it simple

 

yeah, it'll be better than nothing

 

Let's just say that:

 

The Terms and Conditions of Use are in italics:

 

1. All elements of the platform, both in its visual form and its narrative content, are subject to copyright and are the exclusive property of French Crime.

 

2. The use of French Crime investigations is for private use only. Any commercial use of French Crime investigations is strictly prohibited without prior written consent of French Crime.

 

3. By posting content (text, photo, or video) to the platform, users authorize French Crime to use it for any purpose and in any context.

 

4. French Crime undertakes, in accordance with the legal provisions in force relating to image rights, to ensure that the publication and distribution of the user's image and accompanying comments do not infringe on the user's privacy, dignity and reputation.

 

I swiped this from the photo shoot contract.

 

Yeah, that's good. But you have to give the definitions of "French Crime", "platform" and "user".

 

You're such a pain!

 

Definition:
The term platform and French Crime refers to the frenchcrime.com website and its French Crime applications.
A user is a person who comes to the platform, whether to play or to produce content.

 

Sound good to you?

 

It's not amazing, but it'll do.

 

Ah, come to think of it, you'd have to say this too:

 

5. If, by mistake, content that you own the rights to is posted on the platform and you have not given French Crime permission to publish that content, please let us know and we will remove it.

 

Maybe it's a little light, we'll see.

 

And also:

 

6. All the scenes included on the platform are pure fiction, any resemblance to real facts is purely incidental.

 

Yes, that's important.

 

You think we have to say we don't kill people for real?

 

No, I think the previous point is enough.

 

Ok, we're good then?

 

Yeah. See, it wasn't that hard.

 

Yeah, on top of that they're pretty cool for GTCUs.

 

Yep, a cool website needs cool Terms and Conditions ;)